Relationship Rant PLAYLIST-Song 15

Yo yo yo!
Wow, some crazy rants here eh?  That last one made me want to jump through my computer and give that poor girl a hug and a ride to the airport-no one deserves to be treated like that!  I find it amazing what a  man can do to a woman.  The way they can make us feel, and make us think that we are the most wonderful people on the face of the earth one day... and the worst people the next.  I hate to say this, but they almost brainwash us, and we flutter on their every word.  I hate this, but I hate to say that I do it too.  I am sure I am not the only one either, speak up ladies, don't be shy.

This next song goes out to all of these women.  It took me some time to figure out what Florence is trying to convey with this song, but lets say it hit me like a bullet in the head.  Perhaps that's what she wanted... us to make us our own meaning for the song.  Well this is what I came up with... us women need to take care of ourselves, as happiness can change in a matter of minutes.  We work like dogs to try and please the men in our lives, and for what?  It does not really get us anywhere in the long run, usually we end up with broken hearts, or worse-broken jaws.

So today I say fuck men, fuck them and the horse they rode in on.  We don't need them for anything.  I change my own oil-and I take out my own trash.  If I really need something handy done... I know that there are good people lurking around that will do things for me because they are good people, not because I did the dishes so they have to fix my car, or better yet because we are sleeping together.  We either pay for their help in one way or another, they are not genuine feelings of gratuity.

So today I mark November 29th as FUCK MEN DAY.  I am sure us women deserve our own fuck women day, but we will leave that to some sour man to create.

Enjoy this song everyone-I just found her even though she has been around for awhile, and I hope you love her as much as I do!
MUAH

 -Queen

Relationship Rant PLAYLIST-Song 13

Hey Y'all,

Still really effin busy over here, but never to busy for a little music therapy.  Here is song 13 of the Relationship Rant Playlist, let me know what you think!

Relationship Rant PLAYLIST-Song 12

Well my awesome followers, readers, searchers, and who ever else is visiting my site this fine Monday morning.... You are just in time for our next addition to the Relationship Rant Playlist.  A series of songs that will get anyone through a tough day, a harsh break up or anything else in between.

This is my second Alanis song-but if anyone knows a break up-its her.  Her music is empowering yet emotional and even heart breaking at times... I think that is why I like it so much.

I hope you all had a great weekend, and mine was filled with some much needed relaxation, and some mouse hunting, which I will get into later. 

Been having a look to see what you all have been up to in the last couple weeks.... you guys have such exciting lives!

MUAH
-Queen

To My Boob Job Girlfriend

To My Beautiful Mexican Girlfriend:

I hope you enjoy the new boobs, that I helped to buy for you.
I didn't know you were going to leave, especially after all I did for you.
especially after supporting you for 2 years, helping you get legal, and even helping your mom get legal.

But this is not about posting bail for your brother, loaning your niece 1400 bucks or moving your apartment 3 times.  This is about you, about us. I miss you, and I do not even know why after you left me.  Did you find something better?  Were you with someone else while we were together?  I thought we were happy, I did everything to make you happy.


I think you were just using me, I do not even know if you ever cared about me or if it was all just lies.

I have been drinking every day, I'm so depressed. Depressed knowing how much I loved you.  I have so many questions, and you have not given me any answers.  Will I ever see you again?

It's been 6 months now, I cannot snap out of it. I do not know if I ever will?

But of course you could care less.

What I Am Thankful For...

Happy Friday all-and if you are Canadian like me-have Happy Thanksgiving and have a great long weekend.

To celebrate this holiday, I am going to attempt to tell you a few things I am thankful for...

I am thankful for...

My man-who through our ups and downs still makes my heart beat....

My family-who even though they are crazy at times-I love them unconditionally....

My dogs-because without you my world would be so boring, and my bed would be.... comfortable and hairless???

Having a roof over my head, food in my fridge and clothes on back which makes me better off then 75% of the world.

My friends... who some are suffering and some are happy and we have eachother through all of it-that includes you my fellow bloggers.

My job, because even though it is not my life long dream to do what I do-I feel appreciated for doing it.

My TV shows because you make my life feel way more interesting then it really is.

Wine-because even just a glass of you makes me feel better after a bad day.

Video games-because you numb my mind when it needs to be numbed.

My music-because you can make me feel every single emotion when I listen to you.


NOW-its your turn folks... what are you thankful for and my lovely American readers, feel free to contribute.

MUAH!

-Queen

Relationship Rant-PLAYLIST-Song 8

HAPPY MONDAY, well not really-I hate Mondays, the weekend is over and I have five whole days before another one shall appear-depressing, but that does mean I get to see all of your blogs and help people with their rants.  Since it is Monday that can only mean one thing....  The next song on my Relationship Rant-PLAYLIST!!! yayyyyy woo woo.

As DJ Queen, it is time for me to mix it up a lil' with some phat beats and a lil bass!  This song has a whole lot of female power in it, and hopefully will give you all the strength you need to deal with that relationship woe or life hurdle-rise up ladies (and gentleman) and ENJOY...

Warning-Explicit Lyrics

Relationship Rant PLAYLIST-Song 7

Well my wonderfuls- it is Monday, and that can only mean one thing... sing like no ones watching and grab a box of kleenex because it is time for Song 7 of the Relationship Rant PLAYLIST.  I love this song-but then again Alanis made millions writing songs after a breakup... whenever I am feeling low I just put on some Jagged Little Pill and let Alanis say everything I want to say- for me...

This song is off her last album which I believe was done after her breakup with Ryan Reynolds, so again a great album, but this song has the ability to touch us in a way that is far greater then any man, woman or breakup.  A post I read recently on Surviving Boys comes to mind, and she brings the idea of perfection to light, saying that perfection is only a perception.

The truth is, no one will ever be perfect, perfection is an intangible goal that no one man or woman can ever be.  As humans we are always trying to be perfect- we want to lose weight, have more money and meet the perfect guy because we believe perfection will make us happy.  However, one thing I have learned is that once we get all of these things, we want more, there are more things that would make our lives perfect.

It is a vicious cycle that never ends.. so what do we do?  We should live our lives, be happy in our own skin, and do the best we can even if we are not perfect.  I do not know anyone rich, poor, over/underweight, married or single that is truly happy because of these things, they are happy because they are happy with who they are, and understand that nothing in life is perfect or easy-perfection is to each their own...perception of perfection.

Thank-you Surviving Boys for that enlightening post-and I dedicate this song to you today... 

So everyone- let me know what you think of the song... because it is one of my faves...

Relationship Rant PLAYLIST-Song 6

Hey y'all-I hope you had an astounding weekend-for those of you that did not-turn it into a rant and email me.

Well since it is Monday-it is time for Song 6 of the Relationship Rant Playlist.

Without further ado....

Relationship Rant PLAYLIST-Song 5

Well my humble readers I hope you had an awesome weekend, and all that jazz (insert jazz hands here).

It is time for Song 5 of the Relationship Rant Playlist, and I must say this song is freakin amazing.  I can relate to it in many ways, and I am sure we have all been in one of those relationships where we know it is bad for us, but we just cannot get out.  You know one of those love and hate relationships. 

I am going to put the lyrics in too so that you can really understand what Eminem is saying.  His words are quick as rap can get pretty blurred, but you need to see them to really understand them and appreciate them for their honesty and ability to move the listener.

The lyrics of this song are powerful, and when you need a good cry or a good empowering then this is the song to listen to. 

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife
In my windpipe
I can't breathe
But I still fight
While I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right
It's like I'm in flight
High of a love
Drunk from the hate
It's like I'm huffing paint
And I love it the more that I suffer
I sufficate
And right before im about to drown
She resuscitates me
She fucking hates me
And I love it
Wait
Where you going
I'm leaving you
No you ain't
Come back
We're running right back
Here we go again
It's so insane
Cause when it's going good
It's going great
I'm Superman
With the wind in his bag
She's Lois Lane
But when it's bad
It's awful
I feel so ashamed
I snap
Who's that dude
I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you're with them
You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick
Of looking at 'em
You swore you've never hit 'em
Never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face
Spewing venom
And these words
When you spit 'em
You push
Pull each other's hair
Scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down
Pin 'em
So lost in the moments
When you're in 'em
It's the rage that took over
It controls you both
So they say it's best
To go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It's a different day
Sound like broken records
Playin' over
But you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things
Did things
That we didn't mean
And we fall back
Into the same patterns
Same routine
But your temper's just as bad
As mine is
You're the same as me
But when it comes to love
You're just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn't you
Baby it was me
Maybe our relationship
Isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is
I love you too much
To walk away though
Come inside
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity
In my voice when I talk
Told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed
I'll aim my fist
At the dry wall
Next time
There will be no next time
I apologize
Even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games
I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'mma tie her to the bed
And set the house on fire

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

A Pictures Worth A Thousand Words

Well my darlings, it is Friday and that means it is time to lighten things up and get some laughs....

Remember you can send me photos and rants or anything else that floats your boat!

And hey-you know I love people following me, well my blog, I do not much appreciate people following me in real life-who do you think you are the freakin CIA... lol

Without further ado-here is a Friday funny for you...

Joe and Marie were looking through their wedding album to rekindle the fire in their relationship... they both looked at eachother and said...

"Who knew marriage would suck the life out of us so quickly?"

Relationship Rant PLAYLIST Song 4

Okay WOWSA-I have like 6 new followers since Friday-that is freaking amazing-it must be all these awards and stuff.  In fact, I got another award last week from The Scoop On Poop called the Beautiful Blog Award.  Scoop-you are beautiful for giving me this award-poop and all!

Can you believe this, not only do I have substance, and versatility, but now I have a beautiful blog too.  Oh me oh my-I have such a wonderful set of readers.



IN order to accept this award and pass it on I must... give you seven more facts about myself and pass it onto 5 more deserving blogs... so here we go....

1.  My middle name is Anne, as I am half Irish and half Hungarian.   I am named after Anne of Green Gables but I do not look a thing like her.

2.  I love horses and dream of owning my own at some point in my life.

3.  I love to sing and I have been singing since I was like 12, I have even won some money for it and scholarships, but I never got my dream of being Celine's opening act.

4.  I love the water.  I want to live by the water, and I find it so fun and relaxing.  There is nothing better then being at the beach with drink in one hand and cigarette in the other.

5.  I also love gardening.  I do not know why, I guess I got it from my dad.  I just love watching things grow, like I gave them life.  There is something about gardening and getting your hands dirty that is so stress relieving. 

6.  I am a sucker for celebrity gossip.  Yes I am ashamed that I know every horrible thing they do.  My most recent obsessions are Lindsay Lohan and the Gosselin Drama.

7.  I am also obsessed with the following TV shows.
Pretty Little Liars
90210
Gossip Girl
American Idol

And now-5 more blogs that I love...

The Beach Wive Diaries
This is such a neat blog.  There are two bloggers one on the East Coast and one on the West.  They share all their likes, dislikes and differences.  However, they make me jealous that I do not live on a beach with drink in hand.

Love Actually
If you ever need great ideas to spark the romance in your relationship, go here.  This blog gives you the best gift ideas and make-up ideas if you have a fight lol.

Surviving Seventeen

So even if you are not 17 this blog is great.  She has the writing gift, and treats her blog like her diary.  Quite grown up for a 17 year old, but perhaps that is why it appeals to me.

My Husband Misunderstood Me When I Said I Was Bi

I just started reading this blog, but she is fun.  I love wacky women that are not afraid to tell us whats on their mind.

The Adventures of Cinderita

Again, I just started reading this one as well, but she is sooo bubbly and fun I had to recommend her blog.
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And now folks, the segment you have all been waiting for, my Relationship Rant PLAYLIST Song 4 drum roll please....

I AM FREAKIN FAMOUS

Yes that is right y'all I am famous-I received three blog awards in one week, can you freaking believe that!  So over the last day or so I have been trying to think of how I am going to shout out to these folks that gave them to me, what blogs I was going to pass them onto and blah blah blah... SO this is what I came up with.....

Yeah that's right I got you a present, so open it.....

That's right-it is my undying appreciation.  You think I have substance and that I am versatile, two attributes that I really appreciate.  My heart beats for you, and I do not know how to thank you except by giving you a big hug via these Internet waves.

 First I got the Blog of Substance Award from Jazz Stanton at The Dating Experiment and then I got the same blog award again from Alice X at Guy, Boys and Men. 

Now in order for me to accept these two award I must

1. Thank the blogger who gave it to you-Check-I gave them a freakin present...

2. Sum up your blogging philosophy, motivation, and experience using five (5) words.

Since I got the award twice, I think its only fair that I get two shots at this, mmmm shots.

-relationships are hard fucking work.

-therapy is really fucking expensive.

3. Pass it on to 10 other blogs which you feel have real substance.

Again, seems only fair that I get to tell you about 20 blogs that have substance, ya know cause I got the award twice and all....

A Fresh Start With Kalei

This blog has substance, and Chrissy is amazing.  Not only does she post the most easy going and relaxing content, but she is a true friend.  She has been with me since the beginning, and hopefully to the end.

Mommy Wants Vodka

Aunt Becky rocks, and so does her blog.  With so many of her posts she has made me laugh and cry.  If you have a problem go ask her.  Even though I am mad at her right now because I wrote her a song, and she has not even told me if she likes it lol!  Plus she sells these shirts which I am totally saving my money for... if you want to see them you will have to go and check it out for yourself.

Red Means Go

If you want to piss yourself of laughter then go stop by Annahs blog.  This ninja fighting Latin American princess draws her own pictures which are freaking hilarious to illustrate her words.  A must see!  Never a dull day in the life of Annah.

Slumber Designs

If you want to see the latest trends in every aspect go see Jens blog.  She makes me want to rob a bank so I can afford wonderful things like Chanel shoes and purses.  She also makes me want to put an old ladder in my bathroom to hang newspapers on-and build my own alcoholic bat cave!  Plus she thinks I am funny-and I love people that think I am funny... just sayin...

The Bitchy Waiter

Ever wondered what your waiter thinks of you.... well this guy will tell you with a whole lot of humor.  One of the first I followed and if I need a laugh-I go here.  

The Frisky Virgin

If the title does not intrigue you then I do not know what will.  This gal is rocking virginity like one of Slumber Designs wicked purses.  She makes me proud to be a woman.

Give Me Paws

I love this blog, and I love Fabuleslie.  She is a school teacher and very funny.  Whether she is sharing her running woes or her class of cute little kids stories and sayings, it is always a gem to read.

Another Day Of Crazy

Only got started with this one a little while ago, but I love it already, and she always comes by my blog, which I appreciate so much.  She blogs about the everyday grind we call life, and I can really relate to her experiences, as I am sure you will too.

Decubitus 5

Another amazing follower with a great blog.  I just wish she would come and rant over at my blog, because the two of us together have some pretty wicked rants.  I walk with her through life, and in another life I am sure we were sisters.

Happy Dying Sun

Miss Smartypants can really make me cry.  She can make me laugh too, but I find blogs that can make me cry are great, just like movies that make me cry.  Take the Notebook for example-a tear jerker-if you liked that movie you will love this blog.

Is This Desire?

Me and the Bagel Fairy are just getting to know each other, but we hit it off pretty quick.  I love attitude and this blog is full of it.

Never Growing Old

Java rocks.  I love her blog, and hearing all her crazy stories about her life.  She takes us on a journey through her life with no regrets.  

Princess Diaries

I am still trying to figure this girl out, but I think that is what I love most about her and her blog-I cant!  She is like a puzzle, and I am awful at puzzles.  I like to hear how she is, and listen to her advice-plus it is so cool to know a princess!

Crystal Jigsaw

I like to hear about Crystal and her farm life.  I think she has a great outlook on life and I just wish we could trade spaces for a little while.

View From The High Peak

I wish this gal would blog more, and come by mine more, but I envy her life as she is always on the move and knows how to enjoy life as it gets thrown at you.

A Day In The Wife

I love hearing about how much this woman has to do in her life, she is like freaking superwoman or some shit.  I do not know when she gets a chance to breathe, but I hope she knows how appreciated she is.

Surviving Boys

This woman is amazing too.  No wonder why her man just proposed hes lucky I didn't do it first.  An amazing mom and another superwoman.

Turning 30

Jewels is an honest genuine woman, who has such an amazing ability to provide great advice and therapy, especially in relationships.  I swear this girl should get a honorary PhD-just for the shit she says-I feel like I should be paying her for that advice.

Absolutely Narcissism

This blog is hilarious and I really enjoy visiting.  I love hearing her recall stories from her childhood and about her new life challenges and obstacles.   

Good Day Regular People

The Empress has a lot to share with you.  Another very humorous blog that I cannot get enough of.  A true empress, loyal with a lot of love to give.

HOLY COW that was hard work.....

Now to my other award that Living Like Laree gave me called the Versatile Blogger.  That present is for you too-I hope you know that!

Now in order to accept this one I must tell you seven things about myself, and then tell you seven blogs that are versatile....

1.  I have two dogs and they are my life, my babies.  One is a chocolate lab and the other is a pittbull presacanarian cross.  They mean the world to me, and I cannot imagine life without them-it would be soooo boring.

2.  I graduated with a degree back in 2006 in political science.  My true calling is to work for the UN  and to create a workable peace strategy that we can use in war torn countries.  Everyone says I should be a human rights lawyer.

3.  I am obsessed with Celine Dion.  Her voice is amazing and so many singers nowadays just cannot compare to her talent.

4.  I drink coffee from the time I wake up to the time I go to bed-pair the coffee with a pack of cigarettes and well life is bliss.

5.  I am in love with a man that is sooo complicated-I had to start a blog to figure him out.

6.  My dad will always be the most important person in my life.  He saved my life and I will spend my life trying to repay him for it.

7.  I have two wonderful brothers, both of which have issues.

Oh thats seven, wow, I could have gone on and on....

I do follow alot of blogs, coming up with seven more to share with you will not be difficult.  I just hope you will check them all out when you have time.

Guy Boys and Men 

Gotta return the blog award favor right-at least it is a different blog award...

The Date Experiment 

Well I did get the award twice....

Aurajoon 

I envy her life and her garden.

The Scoop On Poop

Who knew a blog centered around poop so could be so great-now that is versatility.

Stephen On Stuff

A very versatile blogger and my only male follower-I think, so props to you!

Plenty More Fish Out Of Water

This British Guy is sooo funny, when he is blogging that is.  Just love to read through his dating experiences, uncensored.

Stupid Bar Stories

If you ever want to hear about all the stupid stuff that happens at the bar-from a sober point of view-go here-hurry because she is going to open up her own bar and she needs people to route her on.

So there you have it my amazing readers.  A whole shit load of blogs that I love.  I hope I did not forget anyone and if I did I am sure I will get another award now that I am all famous and shit.  I will recognize you then.  You all rock in your own ways.  LOVE YA MUAH!

60/40 Rule: A Ratio In Relationships

Well thank you everyone for contributing to my friend rant yesterday, some really great advice, as always, and a perspective that I think I will follow.  I should not rub it in that I was right and she was not.  She already knows that, even if she has not explicitly told me.  A came over last night, and I must say, it felt really good to have a friend to talk to, and not worry about judgements as she has no right to judge me after this escapade.

In my own little way I think I have made it clear to her that even though I may not understand or even agree with the decisions she has made, I am here for her no matter what, because that is what friends are for.  A was in need of a drowning of her sorrows so I bought some Malibu (her favorite) and we sat and talked for four hours straight.  We talked about love, life and everything in between.  We talked like we never could as kids, because we did not know who we were yet, and reality just did not seem to matter back then.

I told her that a wise woman once told me about the 60/40 rule, and it is what I live by now.  Just as many of you said yesterday-marriages/relationships are hard work!  Anyone who thinks they are bliss all the time has never been in a real relationship!  The 60/40 rule means that if your relationship is good 60% of the time, and bad 40% of the time, it is still worth fighting for.  When it gets closer to 50/50 you are in trouble.  In my relationship-at the worst of time, and yes our love has been tried and tested a number of times-we are 60/40, however, most days I would say we average about a 70/30.  I am in love, and I know this.  No one in their right mind could convince me otherwise.

Sometimes I feel like tossing in the towel, but most of the time I cannot picture my life with out him.  Not because its easier to stay, but because it would be so hard to leave the man that I picture spending the rest of my life with... even after almost 6 years of being together. You see I think relationships need to be tested-you need to go through something horrible to see if you can both survive, and still love that person after it is all over.  I don't think A ever had that.  Like I said, she had it all, and if drinking was that horrible thing I speak of, then that was their test, and they failed.  If you think about it, that is precisely what wedding vows say,

I, ____, take you, ____, to be my (husband/wife). I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. I, ____, take you, ____, for my lawful (husband/wife), to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part.

These words should not be taken lightly-and they were never meant to be changed or underestimated.  These words do not translate to, if that SOB gets drunk tonight its over...  where did we lose the meaning, who are we to think we have any right to decide what these words even mean and when vows can be broken, why is marriage not what it used to be? 

I think the thing that A said that stood out to me the most last night was this,


"Whats the point in being in a relationship if half the time you feel more like their mother then their wife, and the other half of the time they are drunk or yelling"

Despite the fact that I have felt like this before, clearly, A and J did not have a 60/40 relationship ratio.

She Got It All And It Still Was Not Good Enough

So this rant is a little different.  Its not about my man, but yet one of the many other relationships we have as humans-those relationships with our friends.  You see I have this friend that I love dearly, however, she has made a very big decision in her life, and I still have not quite figured out if I support this decision or not-or if I even understand it for that matter. 

My friend A was the one of us that we all thought would be the last to marry and have kids.  We all lived in the country and moved to the city to go to school, party and live out our twenty something lives.  Within a couple of years, A met this guy J who none of us liked.  I mean he was nice and all, just not A's type.  Within a year, J convinced her to move back to the small town we came from, and not even a year later she was married and pregnant.  I asked her what she was doing years ago.  I said you totally settled.  I know what you wanted your wedding to look like and you did not get any of it!  You hated that town and now you have a house there, a kid on the way and J who you have nothing in common with.  She argued with me a bit and told me everything was great.

I assumed she was telling me the truth, as not even a year ago she had her second child with him.  Again, I spoke to her every once and a while, and everything was still a-okay.  She bought a bigger home, a new truck, and had it all-the white picket fence, the house and the kids-in my eyes she had it all.  She had so much I was at the point where I did not want to tell her about all my relationship problems because here I would look like some sort of idiot.  I have none of those things, and fight constantly with the beau.  I felt insecure and envious of her life.

Now two weeks later I get a call from her.  She has left J and moved to the city.  I am all like WTF happened.  She said he drinks too much, and we made a date to chat about what the eff was going on.

I went over to her house on the weekend, and she told me her reason for leaving was simply that she did not feel attracted to J anymore.  Yes he drank too much, but she said he had always done this.  She told me she had been contemplating leaving before-before she even had her first child, and with every day that went by she thought to herself how hard it would be to leave now that she had kids, a mortgage, and oh so many responsibilities.  She even said the sex was great even until the end?  So what do you mean you are not attracted to him? 

I found this to be a very selfish response, but I could not say it to her.  Rather I agreed, told her I supported this decision and that I am here for her if she needs me.

So why?  Why not tell us-her friends-that something was wrong?  Why have a family with someone you do not even love?  Why did she not listen to me when I warned her that this felt wrong?  Why now?  Now that you have children. 

What I wanted to tell her, and hope that one day I will conjure up enough balls to tell her- is that she was selfish.  She used J to get the kids because thats what she wanted at the time.  She rushed into a marriage and a family without giving herself enough time to see the reality in it all.  She let love guide her-and when that love ran out she left.  Instead of giving herself time to get over the initial love struck feeling and see if she could put up with this man forever like her vows stated.

She gave a bad name to marriage-something I have been waiting for-for 5 years.  Everyday I think that I will never get a chance to have children.  Something she took for granted, I would give my right arm to have.  She got it all, and it still was not good enough.

A Pictures Worth A Thousand Words

So it is that time y'all, eff I love saying that... anyways, it is time for our next installment of my beloved segment titled, A Pictures Worth A Thousand Words.  Yeah that's right I am sure you have all been missing it so lets get er done!

PS-Don't forget to send me your funny pictures so I can interpret them for you, and keep my gang smiling-I am worried if they stop loving me, they will hunt me down and find out my one weakness- yes folks that is right Clark Kent's was cryptonite, but mine is far far worse-eggplant-I hate it-it is so gross no matter how you cook it-I can see it now my followers charging at me with pinatas filled with eggplant.  So send them to me right away-you hear me!

Her:  So I gotta ask, why did you bring this stop sign to bed with you hun?

Him:  You know why!

Her:  No I don't, please enlighten me.

Him:  Well I am sick of you always forcing yourself on me.  I mean we have sex like thirty times a day, and I just can't do it anymore!

Her:  What do you mean you can't do it anymore, you made a vow!

Him:  Yeah, but the sex is supposed to dwindle in relationships over time, and you have not let up in 6 years.

Her:  So you think by putting some measly stop sign in the middle of us, you are safe from my raging sexual libido.  I don't think so hunny, now come here and give me your lovin, I want ten more babies, and no stupid sign is going to stop me!

Him:  You are crazy, I think you need to see a therapist.

Her:  Or what, are you going to go and cry to the Queen about how I want your monkey thirty times a day, all the men will laugh at you, go ahead Bwah hahhahahah (evil laugh). Now come here!

Him:  No Stop-No means no!

Her:  Yeah right- we all no that is bullsh*t

Stop Sign:  So when are we gonna get freaky here guys?

My Boyfrineds Best Friend

Queen,

I think I might soon be up shits creek without a paddle with my boyfriend of 15 years.

For the record...I don't care to catch a load of crap because after all this time, we are still not married. It's by choice on both our parts and we are both perfectly happy cohabitating all these years without being married.

Moving on....

Here's the situation, (I'll try and keep it brief!)

5 years ago my boyfriend fell off the wagon and began drinking again. He's an alcoholic. He's been 100% sober for the last 5 years. I stuck by him because he's a wonderful man, sans his past issue with alcohol.

He had this best friend back then. They were as close as brothers and even worked together for the same boss. We used to hang out and bar-b-que together on weekends and we all became very close friends.

You with me so far?

Anyway, when my boyfriend fell off the wagon, he was impossible to live with. Our relationship took a bad turn due to his drinking. It got so bad, I tossed him out into the curb. I literally had no choice as I was not about to be his co-dependent gf or enable him to continue drinking. During that time 5 years ago, I was understandably distraught. His best friend tried to help him but even he too, had to chuck the friendship. My bf eventually got himself into rehab, and that's how he got sober.

My bf and I were broken up at that time because of his drinking.

One night not long after, his best friend came to see me. It started out so innocent. He brought me a bottle of wine. (neither him or I, were alcoholics)
After sever glasses and both of us getting drunk on my couch....we slept together. BOTH of us realized that this was a very, very bad mistake afterwards...shook hands as friends and parted ways.

My bf eventually sobered up, and it wasn't until he got fully sober that I allowed him to come back to our place and get back together.
My bf's friend decided when my bf fell off the wagon, they were done as friends. Now...fast forward five years later and for the first time in 5 years...this old friend of his called him and got re-hired to work with my bf again!

My worry is that my bf's friend will tell my bf that we fucked.

I'd also like to add one more thing...other than the one indiscretion 5 years ago, I have been faithful to my man of 15 years.

Do I have reason to worry? Should I talk to this said friend of his and ask him to keep quiet? I love my bf and am proud of his sobriety, If my bf finds out, he'll leave me, and I KNOW this.
What should I do if anything?

A Positive Rant

Since ranting can sometimes get judged as a negative thing to do, I must liven things up a bit with a little taste of positive ranting... you see I let people rant on my blog to give them a sense of freedom.  We have no judges, we are not friends who will tell you to leave or that dreadful ' I told you so'.  No -ranting is just a way of venting, without hurting anyones feelings.  Sometimes we just need to get things off of our chest, or hear other people problems to know that our own are not all that bad.  However, in a world of ranting, I must show you all that I am not this wicked ol witch of relationships.  I am just like you, and enjoy positivity and humor, I hope this makes you smile...
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You Married The Guy You Cheated On Me With!

Queen,
So we got together some years ago; after one date you asked me to be yours.
I was nervous since we only knew each other for four weeks but I decided to take a leap of faith
You said I was lucky to have you because my ex had cheated on me and you said you would never do that to me.
I was your first for a lot of things, which I felt special to be. You supported my decision to do what I wanted to for me.
Never before had I felt like I truly was lucky, to be with someone like you, who really loved me.
We had very little in common, which was funny. Different music, culture, food, and race. All of that didn't matter - we both seemed happy together.
A part of me felt something was wrong...I ignored it thinking it was me paranoid about nothing.
I am offered a job in another state...maybe it was wrong, but I felt like I had to leave you behind.
I wanted to be an asshole so I treated you like crap as I kicked you out of my life so I can take the job.
I drive home full of regret and drive back to you hoping you'd forgive me for what I had done.
You seemed to have forgiven me, but I knew I had lost your trust.
However, I hoped that you would learn to trust me again.
I start to work really hard at work and in school, trying to create a life that would be good for us both.
I end up working too much and schooling as well, sometimes going days without talking to you.
You tell me about your "friends" you have and I know they were guys. However, I turn the other cheek
because you told me you would never cheat on me because you didn't even want to blow these guys.
I let you live your life not wanting to be controlling feeling like I had to give more to you so I can be forgiven.
One day months later, its more quiet than usual after you told me the night before how much we need
to go to a theme park and spend time together. The day that things flipped upside down and spun out of
control, I felt like something was ripped apart inside me. You told me you didn't want to be with me any longer and not giving me a straight answer and making me wonder. You tell me to hang on because you still wanted me in your life one way or another. I blamed myself thinking this was 110% my fault, and try to show you that I really loved you and still called you my girlfriend. Months go by and I drive myself nuts trying to win you back and found out there was another. I get fed up with competing and confront you both causing a scene, but funny I'm hearing the other didn't know about me. I find out more info that really was interesting...you were banging him on the day we were celebrating my birthday. Through others in your circle of friends and family, I found
out you were banging half of So Cali! One guy, two guys at once, even three guys in a two hour space.
Sending the kiddies upstairs while you did the deed in your family's house bathroom, were you smoking weed?
Sure you admit only after it was all said and done - I already found out so what was there to lose? The guy I was competing with. The guy I really hated. The guy who said he had no clue about me, later do I realize there was a hole in the story. He was porking you from the very beginning of the time you started to cheat.
Obviously it was a cover story so I wouldn't beat the snot out of him.
He acts like he wants nothing to do with you. Later after I walk away, you say that I should have learned to be more patient...whatever that means.
Three years later I happen to see you were still working at the place in the building I was hired for a job at.
I see you, but I'm pretty sure you didn't see me - I decide to not work at the place cause I didn't want to see your face.
Now forward to today, I see you have the surname of the guy that told me the final months of our relationship was really a lie. Amazing how things turn out despite the pain you caused, I really hope you don't do what you shouldn't have been doing. Cheating on me, while your family was asleep.
And of course, a part of me will always wonder - could things have been different?
Maybe in another lifetime...
Although if you were to come up to me and wanted to start over, I would say no way because I don't love you and never could again. What am I feeling? Maybe territorial - should have been me? Maybe a hurt ego? I wasn't good enough so you became a slut meeting random guys. Maybe disgust? Innocence you showed... that was it, it was only a show. Maybe stupid? Yeah that, too!
For the last four years, I have been with another - one that has been not only loving but likes for me to keep tabs on her cause it shows I love her.
Now I am about ready to control my destiny further and buy myself a huge house, my father a car.
Alls
All that bling you always liked to see on those rap videos on MTV.
You wanted to visit your family in Southeast Asia, can you imagine what this latin guy could do - could have flown us both just to make you smile.
Miss me yet?!
Man I feel better!

No Love For His Son... No Love For Me?

Queen of the rant,
I am in love with a man that has a child that he doesn't see. He is a wonderful guy in every way. He states he doesn't see the child because the mother just wanted a baby and does not want anything to do with him now. She won't even accept money because she does not want him to have visitation rights. He has done nothing in court or otherwise to stand up for his rights. They broke up because she was very controlling. He has seen the child once but that is all.  He is from the Philippines and maybe the mother thinks he might take off with the boy. He is now 18 months old. What do you think? I say how can he love me when he does this to his own child. Why wouldn't he fight to see his son?  If he won't fight for his son, what makes me think he will fight for me?  What kind of father will he be to my child one day?  I do not know if he is worth pursuing anymore, but I love him!  Any advice you have would be appreciated.

Why I Love My Wife...

Is this guy not the best?

Queen,
This is a list of twenty things that my wife does that I love her for:

Constantly nags but about what I don’t know.
Remembers too many damn anniversaries.
Is never satisfied with my appearance.
Tells me I’m rude but then cuts me off in my rebuttal.
Will shop all day and then return everything the next day.
Has no concept of being on-time to anything.
Let’s me know when I’m wrong but forgets when she is.
Cannot stand cuss words except when she is using them on me.
Tells me I cannot drive but then expects me to drive where-ever we go.
Wants a fair equal relationship except with the bills.
Thinks her cooking is the best when actually mom’s is better.
Will force me to dance even without me being drunk.
Has PMS way too often.
Thinks our kids are angels when I know they are devils.
Will get mad about things that I have no idea of why.
Always sides with my mother on any issue involving me.
Accuses me of looking at other woman and then tells me that I would have no chance of getting anyone else anyhow.
Believes that “guys night out” means I am going to the Nudie bar.
Is looking to trade me in for a newer model any day now.
Gets a kick out of punishing me.

But the main reason I love my woman is that:

She puts up with all of me each and every day without poisoning my food.