Wednesday, January 23, 2013

My Wife The Bitch Take 2: A Reply From the Queen

Well sir-thank you for the warning and looking out for all us females that may have been hiding under a rock our whole lives and do not know that a mans penis controls alot more then our orgasms.   Now granted any woman that does not want to have sex on their honeymoon is a little strange, but I think the issue is not where she is or if she is on a honeymoon or not, but rather then she just does not want to have sex... with you, perhaps with anyone else for that matter.

So instead of telling everyone how horrible she is because my god who would not want to have sex with a fine organism like yourself-I mean she must be fucking crazy right?

Wrong!  She is one of many women who finds it difficult to connect with her husband.  What have you done to go out of your way to make her feel loved, special or better yet... sexy?  I assume nothing because I mean you admit here that the ONLY SINGLE reason you married your wife was to get sex.

Now lets fast forward because you are very fucking long winded, but you say that you have no problem getting sex in other places, so what exactly was the point of getting married.  I mean you say yourself that she has nothing else to offer men other then her body, that you do not even enjoy her company and that she has no intellect.  So I pose that question again, why did you get married?  For sex? (Shhh... Stop laughing everyone) Are you fucking brain dead-have you ever met a married person before?  Do you hear them boasting about the amazing sex they had last night... no you do not because alot of married peoples sex lives wind down to sex a couple times a week-if they are lucky (and do not have children).

Now here is the first clue as to why your wife does not want to have sex with you.... Get ready.... BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.  I can smell you over my computer, you are rude, and arrogant, and you sound butt fucking ugly too.  I mean who says this about their wife "Outside of willing, eager participation in sex, you are nothing but a nuisance, a liability, an annoying distraction, interrupting my otherwise constant state of serenity, and my flow of good ideas".  Again you sound like a pussy!  Have you ever said anything to your wife about this, or did you pussy foot around it like you say you did in this rant?  So instead of asking her what is wrong, and telling her how she makes you feel you just go out and put your dick in some other vagina.  Fuck.

Do not try to justify your worthless behaviour!  Do not speak to the world like you think you are some sort of force to be reckoned with, trust me you are nothing more then a bitter guy that got controlled by his wife for too long.  You never really did stand up to her.  You ran out like a scared little boy, and did not even have the balls to tell her how you feel in person.

When the tables turn-and trust me buddy-they will.  When you could not get your dick up to save your life-you will see how it feels to have someone you love leave you because of an inadequacy that you cannot even control.

How do you know your wife does not have cervical cancer which leads to a low libido?  Was she on the pill?  Same outcome.... How do you know she was not depressed?  Better yet how do you know her vagina is not depressed (yes that is a real thing).

Instead of chalking your wifes actions up to being a controlling tyrant, take a look in the mirror and at your inactions that may have caused this in the first place.  Karma is a bitch, and you just pissed her off.


  1. I feel battered after reading that and it wasn't even directed at me. I can guess how the guy feels :-)

    If he really did say all those things and meant them, he's not a very nice person to be around. He must either be extremely young and clueless, or have lived his life under a huge rock.

  2. Fantastic work man, keep your heads high you did it.
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  3. I’m excited to serve you with sardonic satires…

    Frankly, I wouldn't be tooo worried about what the whorizontal world thot about me, dear; I'd be much more concerned about what Jesus shall say at our General Judgment. You may not like me now, yet, I’m not out to please you. Lemme wanna gonna tella youse Who (grrr - New Joisey accent):

    Greeting, earthling. Not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like for us if ya believe/accept: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most extra-blatant, catch-22-excitotoxxins, guhroovaliciousnessly delicious, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Reality-Firepower-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué, eternal-real-McCoy-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-rrrock’nNsmmmokin’-hot-deal: PLEASE KEEP HANDS/FEET INSIDE THE WIDE UNTIL WE MADE A CIRCUMFERENCE OF the OUTSTANDING, NEVER-ENDING, THRILLIONTH-RED-MARKER-POSSIBILITIES!!! Puh-leeeze meet me Upstairs. Do that for us. Cya soon, girl…


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