Women Are Like...

.....Credit Cards.
You never know how much you have spent on them, and at the end of the month they make you cry.
 

.....Onions.
They make you cry even when you peel their wrappings off.
 

.....Blank checks.
You fill in some amount but they usually bounce at the bank.

..... Computers.

1) No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2) The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3) Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4) As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

5) You do the same thing for years and suddenly it's wrong.   

..... A Deck of Cards.

You need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to hit them and a spade to bury them!

 .....Guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.