Friday, August 27, 2010

A Pictures Worth A Thousand Words

Well, what a serious week we had together-the ups the downs, I feel like I am on a freakin emotional roller coaster.  I should have realized it since I am a woman and once a month my hormones get tangled in a huge knot.  Finally I feel like I can take out my knife (that's not a knife, this is a knife) and cut the tension that has my mind consumed, and finally breath again.  As my hormonal imbalance (thanks Jebus) comes to an end, I have time to reflect on my mistakes and hopefully learn for the next time it happens in a mere 21 days. 

Who am I kidding?  I won't remember a freaking thing and I will hop back on that effin roller coaster because... because.. I do not know why people go on effin roller coasters-to throw up? oh ya the rush- I will get back on for the rush???

Anyways folks, in an attempt to make you all laugh with me-not at me, I welcome you to the third installment of A Pictures Worth A thousand Words...

Lets call her Down, and him Up.....


Up: *Right click* *right click*, (types) does that feel good baby... you know you want this... *right click* *right click*... *space bar* *space bar*.... 

Down:  He thinks I don't know that he is cyber sexing it up online right now, I am not stupid.  I mean what guy would prefer to right click someone online, then riiiggghhhhttt click someone in real life?  I guess he is still having problems with the erectile dysfunction.  What am I doing here?

Up: Ha she has no idea what I am doing-probably thinks I am looking at stocks or some shit, when really I am hitting it up with this hot young chick.

Down:  He's probably getting nasty with some 19 year old boy playing some joke with his buddies... what a dumbass....

Up:  I mean why can't I get a girl like this in real life... oh yeah my ED, maybe I should just go to the doctor and get some of those pills Larry was telling me about?

Down:  Why are men so clueless when it comes to women.  I am just going to go find a real man.  Someone that knows how to please me, and tell me the things I need to hear.  Someone who is good with their hands, who's young, hip and fun.

**************** Up gets up and goes to the washroom**************

******************Down sits down in front of laptop*****************

Down (types):  So whats your name?

7 comments:

  1. I was on that roller coaster it took me awhile to get off of it... and there were no legal strings to it.. I just kept on hoping..Well as u know Jan. I stepped off of it.. Never had a failed relationship... It hurt, but I figured if I stayed I would of been a fool.. I learned from it.. Lesson I learned is, is that some people are just plain f*&ked. up... and nothing is gonna change that...I have seen the light as they say..lol

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  2. LOL! I don't think I could've come up with anything better EVER! Thank you for the Friday afternoon laugh!

    http://cinderitaadventures.blogspot.com/

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  3. Hard to remember the nausea part, when you're riding the rush. Been there, done that, still doing that. Let me know if you figure it out!

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  4. I cracked up! That was a great post! Wonderful writing and so intuitive! :-) loved it!

    http://jewelsturning30.blogspot.com

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  5. You are too funny! This really made me laugh! I agree...thanks for the Friday laughs!!

    Have a great weekend!

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  6. Yeah, how sad that is is really truly possible dialogue between couples. Very true.

    Life can be so sad.

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  7. Umm, did I just see a Crocodile Dundee reference? That's the BEST! Thanks for making me feel young again!! :)

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