Friday, August 27, 2010

A Pictures Worth A Thousand Words

Well, what a serious week we had together-the ups the downs, I feel like I am on a freakin emotional roller coaster.  I should have realized it since I am a woman and once a month my hormones get tangled in a huge knot.  Finally I feel like I can take out my knife (that's not a knife, this is a knife) and cut the tension that has my mind consumed, and finally breath again.  As my hormonal imbalance (thanks Jebus) comes to an end, I have time to reflect on my mistakes and hopefully learn for the next time it happens in a mere 21 days. 

Who am I kidding?  I won't remember a freaking thing and I will hop back on that effin roller coaster because... because.. I do not know why people go on effin roller coasters-to throw up? oh ya the rush- I will get back on for the rush???

Anyways folks, in an attempt to make you all laugh with me-not at me, I welcome you to the third installment of A Pictures Worth A thousand Words...

Lets call her Down, and him Up.....

Up: *Right click* *right click*, (types) does that feel good baby... you know you want this... *right click* *right click*... *space bar* *space bar*.... 

Down:  He thinks I don't know that he is cyber sexing it up online right now, I am not stupid.  I mean what guy would prefer to right click someone online, then riiiggghhhhttt click someone in real life?  I guess he is still having problems with the erectile dysfunction.  What am I doing here?

Up: Ha she has no idea what I am doing-probably thinks I am looking at stocks or some shit, when really I am hitting it up with this hot young chick.

Down:  He's probably getting nasty with some 19 year old boy playing some joke with his buddies... what a dumbass....

Up:  I mean why can't I get a girl like this in real life... oh yeah my ED, maybe I should just go to the doctor and get some of those pills Larry was telling me about?

Down:  Why are men so clueless when it comes to women.  I am just going to go find a real man.  Someone that knows how to please me, and tell me the things I need to hear.  Someone who is good with their hands, who's young, hip and fun.

**************** Up gets up and goes to the washroom**************

******************Down sits down in front of laptop*****************

Down (types):  So whats your name?


  1. I was on that roller coaster it took me awhile to get off of it... and there were no legal strings to it.. I just kept on hoping..Well as u know Jan. I stepped off of it.. Never had a failed relationship... It hurt, but I figured if I stayed I would of been a fool.. I learned from it.. Lesson I learned is, is that some people are just plain f*&ked. up... and nothing is gonna change that...I have seen the light as they

  2. LOL! I don't think I could've come up with anything better EVER! Thank you for the Friday afternoon laugh!

  3. Hard to remember the nausea part, when you're riding the rush. Been there, done that, still doing that. Let me know if you figure it out!

  4. I cracked up! That was a great post! Wonderful writing and so intuitive! :-) loved it!

  5. You are too funny! This really made me laugh! I agree...thanks for the Friday laughs!!

    Have a great weekend!

  6. Yeah, how sad that is is really truly possible dialogue between couples. Very true.

    Life can be so sad.

  7. Umm, did I just see a Crocodile Dundee reference? That's the BEST! Thanks for making me feel young again!! :)


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