Well, today I would like to tell you that I absolutely cannot stand it when my man has 'man PMS'. Yes that is right -'P MAN S' is what I like to call it! Who said that Jebus did not give men the ability to menstruate? Of course he did, its named after them MENstruate for dogs sake! He just did not give them the tangible part of it, since he is a man -we got the shit end of the stick.
So he has crazy mood swings, like one minute he will be all bummed out or pissy, and the next minute he is all like so you want veggie burgers for dinner? Like WTF just happened, who are you and what the eff did you do with my man? Its like freakin aliens took over his body and they are here to serve me all of a sudden.... then twenty minutes later its a complete 180 and hes an a$$ again. Since men were not born with the ability to communicate or wear their emotions-us ladies are required to tippy toe around the matter, think that we did something wrong and let these mood swings infuriate us.
So my dear readers- why cant 'P MAN S' be the same for both sexes? Why cant men just be like-oh its that time of the month again dear- and I am all over the place-up, down, laughing, crying.... and admit they are a mess just like us women?
Because they are MEN...lol... what pisses me off is when u call someone that u haven't heard in a while and leave a message for them to call and they totally ignore you... How rude is that? especially if u were good friends? Or if they say 'lets have lunch, i'll call'... I've learned not to believe what people say.. They use the phrase 'lets have lunch' like they throw the phrase 'i love you' every two seconds... I could go on, but hey this is a start... lol
ReplyDeleteBecause with men (or mine anyway) it's not just limited to once a month? And don't get me started with men admitting *anything*, good luck with getting them to admit they're a mess too!
ReplyDeleteHaha this post cheered me up a bit. I think they like to be the strong ones so they hide their emotions, which just makes them snappy and on edge.
ReplyDeleteMen - can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!
u are to funny-P MEN S...MENstruate... LMAO
ReplyDeleteMy man and I have been together long enough that we actually cycle at the same time (kind of like in the college dorms) Needless to say it isn't pretty when it's "that time of the month" here, I think we barely say three words to each other. -J
ReplyDeleteHAH! tell me bout it!
ReplyDeleteThis post reminds me that it's not all bad to be without a partner sometimes. Thanks for helping me see the bright side of being single!
ReplyDeleteThis resonates true with me! My boyfriend lived with me for a year and his mood swings gave me extreme whiplash!
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't sound like he has PMS - he sounds like he's unbalanced in general. He goes from angry and yelling, to calm, to angry again in the span of, say, a couple hours? That sounds like alien behavior to me, and I consider myself among the middle-range of dude behavior.
ReplyDelete(Then again, I've never-ever gotten into a shouting match or even yelled at a girlfriend, so maybe I am more toward the mellow-range of the spectrum.)
I call those my hubby's "pissy moments".
ReplyDeleteHahahaha this made me laugh "P man s" lol. I think my boyfriend needs to read this so he can correctly diagnose himself.
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