Thursday, August 19, 2010
Well, today I would like to tell you that I absolutely cannot stand it when my man has 'man PMS'. Yes that is right -'P MAN S' is what I like to call it! Who said that Jebus did not give men the ability to menstruate? Of course he did, its named after them MENstruate for dogs sake! He just did not give them the tangible part of it, since he is a man -we got the shit end of the stick.
So he has crazy mood swings, like one minute he will be all bummed out or pissy, and the next minute he is all like so you want veggie burgers for dinner? Like WTF just happened, who are you and what the eff did you do with my man? Its like freakin aliens took over his body and they are here to serve me all of a sudden.... then twenty minutes later its a complete 180 and hes an a$$ again. Since men were not born with the ability to communicate or wear their emotions-us ladies are required to tippy toe around the matter, think that we did something wrong and let these mood swings infuriate us.
So my dear readers- why cant 'P MAN S' be the same for both sexes? Why cant men just be like-oh its that time of the month again dear- and I am all over the place-up, down, laughing, crying.... and admit they are a mess just like us women?