Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Razor Burned: Bachelor Party UPDATE!

Queen,

So you may remember me, I am the crazy girl who was freakin about my man going to a bachelor party on July 3rd.  Well the time came and went, and wow... do I need to rant!  So I have not heard anything really about the night.  He did not come home until five am, and he was drunker then drunk, but nothing too unusual.  Except for the fact that he shaved.... well um down there.  He does this a few times a year, but I found it peculiar for him to do this before a bachelor party?  Like who was he planning on showing his shit to?  Did he do this in preparation for the strippers?  Should I be concerned?  I know if I did that he would freak!

I asked him why he did it, and he said because he was shaving his head so he kept going, well that is funny because he shaves his head once a month at least, and not the rest of his man parts.   Usually when he does that he will do everything, his armpits etc. (yeah I know my man shaves his pits-weird I know).

Other then that nothing out of the ordinary.  They were pissed because the strippers charged them $100 for the booth, but no mention of what happened or any funny stories??? Perhaps they are keeping quiet while I am around, but I still cannot get this whole shaving thing out of my mind.  I just don't get it.  I know women shave their lady parts in preparation for a 'good time', so I am sure it is the same for men.  Perhaps your male readers could give me some advice...  I guess the only one that got razor 'burned' was me!

13 comments:

  1. Oh dear, that does not sound good, but if you have not noticed any changes in his behavior then I think you should be fine. However, I would surely question why he felt the need to shave, a coincidence???

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  2. i am sure nothing happened, you are prob just thinking crazy dont fret my pet

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  3. Your man is hiding something- he is lying, and this is your chance to bust him, I think you need to go for it, keep bringing it up, god knows my man would be choked if I pulled that on him

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  4. I love a man that takes care of his body by shaving. Hair does nothing except keep the funky smell in. As a female I shave every other day, NOT in prep for fun only....gross and unclean not to do otherwise!!

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  5. Wow, that is a lot of shaving to do every second day, where do you find the time, I am lucky if I get to it once a week!

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  6. Maybe he got the crabs from you and did not want to pass them on to the hooker stripper at the party...How thoughtful of him..That is why he shaved his man meat.

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  7. It's hard to really know what really happened or why he did it, but just a tip, my guy cheated on me and one thing I noticed was his attitude change. He started pulling away and getting angry with me cause in his mind it's easier to be angry and think that the girl deserves to be cheated on for being a horrible girlfriend than to own up and be guilty.

    Who knows, he probably didn't cheat on you cause guys are ashamed to do that in front of their friends, but just wanted to give you a tip to potentially look out for?

    Good Luck :)

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  8. Idk, I think he should be open with what happened, if he isn't telling you then he must've done something that he feels guilty over - whether that is something extreme or just sometihng he thinks you'd disapprove of.

    Either way, knowing is better than not knowing tho, so I'd keep asking!!

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  9. I don't know what I would think, but you are right it seems kinda fishy to me, I know why I would shave, and it would not be for my friends

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  11. Ugghh... I would have been so mad at him! Not necessarily for the shaving part, but because he didn't tell you what happened. Isn't if funny when you ask them a question, they don't have to answer. When they ask you something, you're forced to answer. What the heck is up with that??

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  12. Oh my lord, you are dead on, I hate that with a passion!

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  13. I've just downloaded iStripper, and now I can watch the best virtual strippers strip-teasing on my taskbar.

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