Crystal Jigsaw (why do men scratch their balls in public?) and Wife Advice (being married from a mans point of view) I have come up with a new segment to keep you all awwwing and ewwwing at my blog! :)
I will call it Queen Peeves and it is where you, me, and the weird nosey guy sitting beside me can share our pet peeves about our husbands, wives, friends, family, co workers, pets, and nosey weird men!
I know your probably wondering what is the difference between pet peeves and rants! Well, the truth is there is not much of a difference, perhaps they will be shorter, and involve sillier, stupid, irritating things that our loved ones do! Where as a rant is just yelling and screaming about anything and are usually maybe a little more serious in nature?? Maybe??
Do not worry I will go first, just to get the ball rolling...
So it infuriates me when my husband has dreams and then wakes up and acts like they are real! The worst was when he had a dream about catching me cheating on him (which I would never even dream of doing-no pun intended) and he wakes up and is all mad at me. I ask him why and he tells me about his dream. This went on all day, like he really thought it was true and that the truth was telepathically being radio-waved through to his dreams???
The only time I have ever dreamed something and thought it was true was when I drempt about putting the ice cream away and the next day I found it in the cupboard-put away-just not in the right place!
So now it is your turn, tell me I am not the only one with a peeve to share....