Lets call her Bear Woman and him.... Octopus Man.
Octopus Man: Whoa hun, whats wrong?
Bear Woman: Nothing, I am fine.
OM: Well you do not look fine.
BW: What is that supposed to mean, are you saying I am fat?
OM: No of course not, you are as beautiful as the day I married you.
BW: Yeah right, that was five years and five pounds ago, you think I am fat, you probably think I look like a bear!
OM: Now why would I think that?
BW: Because I saw you checking out that woman the other day, you now that beautiful one with the paws.
OM: You know I would never look at another woman...
BW: Yeah right, you are such a liar!
OM: Okay quit it now, you are getting all fired up for nothing, you are beautiful and I was not checking anyone out.
BW: Oh hunny you are so wonderful I could just eat you up.
OM: Well lets try some role playing like we did the other weekend when little Johnny went to his friends house.
BW: Oh roar.
OW: Okay I am a octopus, and you are a wild bear.
BW: Okay grab my wrists and pretend like you are going to swallow me whole.
OW: Okay now you look at me all ferociously and act like you are going to bite me, show me your teeth!
BW: Wait a minute, why would a bear and an octopus be trying to have sex with eachother?
OW: Too late, I'm done that was great! Can you go make me a sandwich?
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